Have you seen the new Wendy's commercial for their new shake? A women constantly offers her boyfriend a taste of her beverage until she finally finds out that he's not really there.He's deceived her with a hologram, he's really at "the game." Hilarious...

The real joke is though that they're on a date at Wendy's. Funny fun!

Labels: dave thomas, wendy's

Crap, this is bad!

Labels: children's television, kid's quest, television

Eya, Eya, Eya... Kevin Amold!

Labels: wonder years

This ad that appeared in Monday's newspaper is a real head scratcher.

Is there anybody out there that would see this ad and be like, "Holy Crap! Frasier directed that episode! I must watch!"

How bad are things for the CW that this is what they hope will bring 'em more viewers?

Oh well, let's all watch this video clip of Kelsey doing an symbolic impersonation of his career after Frasier:

Labels: frasier, kelsey grammar, the cw

"God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, blaming civil libertarians, feminists, homosexuals, and abortion rights supporters for the terrorist attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001, to which Rev Pat Robertson agreed, quoted from John F Harris, "God Gave US 'What We Deserve,' Falwell Says," The Washington Post (September 14, 2001)

"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, America Can Be Saved, 1979 pp. 52-53, from Albert J Menendez and Edd Doerr, The Great Quotations on Religious Freedom

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."
-- Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell, Sermon, July 4, 1976

" If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
-- Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

Labels: hell, jerry falwell, religion

They really know how to sell Pepsi in Japan.

Labels: japan, pepsi, soda

You know Spider-Man, Pirates, and Shrek. Bourne Identity, Fantastic Four, and Harry Potter. But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all... er... I mean. There are a lot of big movies coming out this Summer, and while the movies above are getting all the buzz, there more movies that won't be breaking any box office records, probably won't ever rank number one, and possibly may never see any auditorium bigger than that really small smelly one at a single multiplex in a major city.

Here are my to five picks of these neglected films:

5) Mr. Bean Holiday - 9/8

The first trailer didn't impress me much, but this new one looks promising. And, hey, it's Mr. Bean! C'mon, how could it possibly be anything less than the greatest thing ever? This film recently debuted in England at #1, knocking 300 from that position.





4) Balls Of Fury - 9/14

I know you're thinking that this and the last film both come out in September, after the Summer. Well, you're stupid, summer lasts as long as you believe it does... and when the calendar says it does.

Balls of Fury looks dumb. But Christopher Walken is in it and he cracks me up.



3) Superbad - 8/17

This is produced by and stars Seth Rogen of Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared, and 40 Year Old Virgin fame. It also has that George Michael Bluth kid from Arrested Development. How can this film possibly fail?

Also, check out the R-Rated version of the trailer.



2) King of Kong - ???

This movie... is about two guys... who play... DONKEY KONG! Awesome!



1) Knocked Up - 6/1/07

This stars Seth Rogen of Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared, and 40 Year... wait, whoa, deja-vu. Jay Baruchel, also from Undeclared, and Jason Segal, also from Freaks and Geeks, are both featured players. Need another person to connect all these movies and shows together? It's directed by Judd Apatow, who also did Freaks & Geeks, and Undeclared, and 40 Year Old Virgin. So... yes, um, here's the trailer:

Labels: Arrested Development, Christopher Walken, Donkey Kong, movies, Mr. Bean, Seth Rogen, trailers

From Mail & Guardian Online

[Paris Hilton] on Tuesday appealed to fans to sign an online petition urging California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to commute her 45-day sentence for driving while disqualified. "If the late former president Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon former president Richard Nixon after his mistake(s)," reads the appeal, "we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we expect that the governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request."

First of all, who in the Water World would be a Paris Hilton fan? Someone hoping one day to be an alcoholic? A drug addict? A whore? Someone who loves bad acting? Someone who loves staying at Hilton hotels? I don't get it.

I love the whole Hilton as Nixon thing. They're so much a like. Let's see Nixon opened up diplomatic relations with China, helped create the EPA, reformed the postal service, indexed Social Security for inflation and added Supplemental security income. And Paris Hilton gave us a remake of House of Wax. So I can see how they're the same.

Meh, what is with some people?

Labels: drugs, Nixon, paris hilton

Concert goers attending the festival at Glastonbury this year should be mighty pleased. Besides getting to see such hit artists as Arctic Monkeys, The Killers, The Who, and Shirley Bassey they also won't have to worry about running out of bathroom tissue.

Every ticket holder to the festival will be given a free roll of toliet paper upon arriving.

I must say, it's much better than what I get at concerts here in the US. I'm lucky if I can get a bottle of water for less than $4, while these lucky Brits are getting toilet paper! How could we have let America fall so far behind?

Labels: music, toilet paper

HSBC bank has denied God a checking account. The reason? Because HSBC doesn't allow accounts to people with only one name. God said how about "Almighty God," but HSBC didn't like that either.

Of course it wasn't the God that has been denied, but rather just some guy who changed his name to God in an effort to sell books. Not a bad idea actually, considring the number one selling book of all time is the bible.

Read More here if you so desire.

Labels: bank, books, god

Found via You Tube.

Labels: bad movies, youtube

Here are two songs that are only three letters long from England (well, three letters if you count 5 as a letter... which it isn't).

First up, Lily Allen with LDN. This song was named most likely to make people happy by the same guy who came up with the sad song list.



Here we have one of my favorite bands, Madness, with NW5. Now this song so far has only been released in Germany. So we have a band from England, releasing a song in Germany. So, where does that leave us here in the States? With this You Tube embeded video I guess:

Labels: england, english, lily allen, madness, music

Researcher Dr. Harry Witchel has announced he has found the world's most bummer of a playlist.

By measuring heart rates, breathing, and skin temperature of people listening to music, Witchel has discovered these songs to be those most likely to drive you to suicide:

1. The Verve - The Drugs Don't Work
2. Robbie Williams - Angels
3. Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
4. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
5. Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
6. Will Young - Leave Right Now
7. Elvis Presley - Are You Lonesome Tonight
8. Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
9. James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover
10. Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees

Bleh, whatever. I'm not sure I buy it. I guess the Sinead O'Conner song could piss off the catholics and the Christina Aguilera song would piss off anyone with musical taste. But I suppose either way I wouldn't want to listen to these all in a row.

UPDATE: I've a made a playlist of these songs on iTunes. Or at least the ones iTunes carry.

Labels: christina aguilera, elvis presley, james blunt, music, radiohead, robbie williams, sinead o'conner, verve, whitney housten, will young

This is great.

Labels: mario kart, nintendo, nintendogs, video games

The New York Daily News can't seem to make up their mind if last night the Mets won



, or if the Mets lost.

Labels: daily news, mets, misprint

Aaaaah! Watch out! Mad Donut!

Labels: donut, mets

Cheesegod.com has reached it's 10th year of existence.

On May 3rd 1997 cheesegod.com, then known as the Cheesegod Worship Site, debuted at the easy to remember address of http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/1292. After three years the address and website name was changed to cheesegod.com.

In celebration our hometown decorated the water tower like a giant cupcake.



Well they haven't officially come out and said that's why the water tower looks like that today, but c'mon... we know that's the reason.

Labels: birthday, cheesegod.com

So I received this odd Simpson's Donut yesterday:



I'm not one to put down anything I get for free, especially when it's Simpson's related, but... what the hell is it? A big foam donut? Removing the wrapper from it didn't seem to answer any questions:



Then I had an idea. Like any sane person would, I put it in a tub of water:



Now, mind you, there was no indication on the donut anywhere of what this was, or what I was suppose to do with it. But I had a hunch, and as you can see above, after putting it in the water it began to get some yellow discoloration.



Looks, like we're getting somewhere now.



Dripping wet with goodness.



The final final product! A very wet and wrinkley t-shirt!

Make sure to join us next time here on Mystery Donut theatre!

Labels: donut, shirt, simpsons