5/22/2004

More Images of Iraq Prisoner Torture

Shocking and appalling just got more appalling... and shocking too. More photos have leaked out from Iraq of prisoners being tortured and we here at cheesegod.com have them.


Be forewarned the following images are graphic, viewer discretion is advised.





Prisoners are forced to listen to a William Hung performance.




Prisoner forced to bathe stupid American children.




Prisoners are must wait in long line at post office.





Prisoner has to perform YMCA dance.

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5/15/2004

Chappelle Tells 50,000th Self-Deprecating Black Joke


Comedian Dave Chappelle received a standing ovation yesterday after reaching a career milestone


After featuring a joke about eating at KFC on his show it was announced to the audience it was Chappelle's 50,000th Self-Deprecating Black joke. This places his second on the all time list to only to Chris Rock.


“I feel honored to reach this mark,” Chapelle told us between skits about Lil' Johns speech habits, “I finally have something to show for all my hard work.”



Chappelle still has a long way to go to catch Chris Rock, although according to the Elias Sports burrow, Chappelle is the sole owner of the record for most jokes about a crack addict by a right handed black man weighing less than 150lbs named Dave with a show on Cable TV.


Comedy Central is planning another clip show (the 32nd out of the 41 episodes made) to celebrate this feat.

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5/10/2004

Boston Rob Goes Door To Door


Boston Rob has begun ringing door bells to gain support to win the next million
dollar prize on reality show Survivor.


In the major twist, that turned out be more of a slight turn, on Survivor viewers
are going to be able to award a million dollars to the player of their choice.
Unable to influence the vote as easily as the sheep he played with on the show
he has taken to the streets to convince the American public.


"I knock on each persons door and convince them to form an alliance with me."
Boston Rob told us from under that stupid baseball cap, "I tell them that if
they're ever on Survivor and they have another one of these poll thingies I'll
vote for them."



Rob then looked around to make sure no one was looking and then leaned in and
told us, "Of course I might not vote for them, that's all up to me."


The grassroots campaign seems to be working to a certain extent, an online poll
shows Rob's support has grown from 3% to 4%.


Rob's marathon had a set back when the show's main winner and now his finance had
to be taken to the hospital to be treated for her badly scraped knees. It seems
Amber was dragged along too many streets while clinging to Rob while he was on
his campaign.


Survivor, which was renamed the Boston Rob Show about half way through this
season, has never before given viewers the choice of who should win a prize. All
cast members now have to plea their cases to the public for the first time.


"I believe I'm going to win this money. After winning $100,000, finding the love
of my life, her winning $1,000,000, both of us winning cars, who deserves it
more."


So far, the only thing known for sure, Yankee fans have yet another reason to
hate the Red Sox.

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