In Japan, Sohgo Security Services Co. has introduced robot security guards for the mall. Sounds like a good idea, they probably be ineffective, have difficulty moving, and be a complete joke, just like real mall security. So we might as well go through with it,What could possibly go wrong?

Labels: japan, security

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From: phishmeister@iol.com

Subject: Help me please,,

Hello friends,

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