5/06/2007
Three letter songs from the UK
Here are two songs that are only three letters long from England (well, three letters if you count 5 as a letter... which it isn't).
First up, Lily Allen with LDN. This song was named most likely to make people happy by the same guy who came up with the sad song list.
Here we have one of my favorite bands, Madness, with NW5. Now this song so far has only been released in Germany. So we have a band from England, releasing a song in Germany. So, where does that leave us here in the States? With this You Tube embeded video I guess:
First up, Lily Allen with LDN. This song was named most likely to make people happy by the same guy who came up with the sad song list.
Here we have one of my favorite bands, Madness, with NW5. Now this song so far has only been released in Germany. So we have a band from England, releasing a song in Germany. So, where does that leave us here in the States? With this You Tube embeded video I guess:
Labels: england, english, lily allen, madness, music
4/26/2007
What's the duck like?
English news website The People has posted some bad jokes. But the kind of bad where you moan at them, then secretly tell them to other people later. Here are a couple of my favorites:
MAN to Waitress: "What's the duck like?" Waitress to Man: "Like chicken, but it swims, sir."
DID you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
WINDOW blinds are a great invention - without them it would be curtains for all of us.
DID you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? Ended up as a tie.
HOW do you get five donkeys in an ambulance? Two in the back, two in the front and one on the top going Hee-haw, Hee-haw, Hee-Haw.
TWO dogs are walking down the street. First dog: "What's your name?" Second dog: "BMW." First dog: "That's a funny name." Second dog: "I know - I used to be Rover."
I WAS at a cash point the other day and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance. I didn't want to, but she insisted. So I pushed her and she fell over.
"GRANDPA, can you make a noise like a frog?" "I don't think so, lad. Why?" "Cos dad says we'll get £10,000 when you croak."
And one that only about two people in the world will get:
WHAT is the first sign of madness? Suggs coming up your drive.
MAN to Waitress: "What's the duck like?" Waitress to Man: "Like chicken, but it swims, sir."
DID you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
WINDOW blinds are a great invention - without them it would be curtains for all of us.
DID you hear about the two silkworms who had a race? Ended up as a tie.
HOW do you get five donkeys in an ambulance? Two in the back, two in the front and one on the top going Hee-haw, Hee-haw, Hee-Haw.
TWO dogs are walking down the street. First dog: "What's your name?" Second dog: "BMW." First dog: "That's a funny name." Second dog: "I know - I used to be Rover."
I WAS at a cash point the other day and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance. I didn't want to, but she insisted. So I pushed her and she fell over.
"GRANDPA, can you make a noise like a frog?" "I don't think so, lad. Why?" "Cos dad says we'll get £10,000 when you croak."
And one that only about two people in the world will get:
WHAT is the first sign of madness? Suggs coming up your drive.
Labels: english, jokes, madness