Last week I began watching a TGIF from November 1991 and logging my thoughts while doing so. Today I'm watching the second and last (thank God) half.

00:05 Here we go... Rising and Falling with Perfect Strangers.

02:01 Some blindfolded guy is smelling oranges in this commercial. Isn't that a form of foreplay from them movies on late night Cinemax.

03:33 "Birds with no feathers flock together", celebrating Mud Day... Oh Balki, will you ever learn!

07:35 "Salt, Pepper, Diamond"? Why the hell is that suppose to be funny. I wonder if the guy in charge of adding the canned laughter just added to fake yucks randomly because he figured no one would notice... he would of been correct.

09:22 "One of the Turkey's must of swallowed the ring, it's the only thing that makes sense."

10:45 I think Larry's going to kick Balki's ass. It's about time.

13:43 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze on VHS for $22.95. There is no part of that sentence I like.

15:01 "Baby Talk" is next. Why god, why?

17:55 This guy wants to know what the "foreign boy" is doing in his home. He must be a republican.

20:04 Larry really needs some Anger Management training.

22:45 Balki just tickled a guy instead of giving him the Heimlich.

26:40 Anyone else see something wrong with a pregnancy test commercial during a show aimed towards teenagers.

30:15 Look Who's Talking just started, er I mean Baby Talk. The theme song enough makes me want to die.


30:48 Scoot Baio... If I stop posting it's because I shot myself.

31:18 This F-Zero ad might soothe me for a while.

34:01 Death, torture, horrible disease.. please, anything other than this!.

35:10 Why does Baio do the voice of the baby as well as star as some annoying ass. Who thought Scott Baio could play two rolls? Who?

37:05 A Sizzler joke! One horrible thing making fun of another. Good, maybe we could bundle all these horrible things and send 'em straight to the evildoers.

38:44 That isn't funny! I don't care when this stupid canned laughter was recorded, they should be ashamed!

43:01 Thank god, a commercial break. I've seen this Pizza Hut Feivel Goes West as about 20 times so far this last hour and
I still prefer it.

45:00 15 mintes to go... I can't make it. I hurt physically.

45:43 Scott Baio's phone is almost as big as Zack Morris'

47:34 I remember once when I was very little my brother dropped a battery on my head and I had to go to the hospital. From now on I'll look back on that moment in my life fondly.

50:13 I bet this kid is in therapy now... or, if it was as much torture for him to record this show as it is for me to watch it, dead.

53:36 I need an aspirin.

55:34 They're breaking the wishbone. I bet they're both wishing for the end of time.

56:00 The show ends on a burp. Really? Who the hell wrote this crap!


57:01 Hey, I remember this Mario commercial... I still don't get it.



57:58 "Stay tuned for 20/20" I didn't back then, and I'm not now.

Labels: baby talk, bad movies, perfect starngers, tgif

I was checking out Google Hot Trends, a list of top rising search results, and was disturbed by what I found. No, I'm not referring to the fact that David Hyde Pierce for some reason made the top of the list on November 4th. I'm talking about number 64 on the day previous.

Now, I should warn you before you go click on that link and then ultimately follow it through to the video, that to only do so if you are one hell of a sick bastard.

Luckily, I read a description first, and was able to avoid the life scaring event that would occur if I had watched this piece of crap*.

In a nut shell, the video includes two girls kissing, defecating in a cup, drinking out of that cup, and then kissing again.

Now, despite the fact that this is obviously the worse thing to hit the web since goatse, or David Hyde Pierce, it's not so much the content of the video I'm overly consered with. I suppose anyone who gets turned on by poo needs to get their jollies somehow. No, it's the fact that it made it to number 64 on the Google Hot Trends list. How many damn people out there are into feces?

Can the internet users possibly paint themselves to be any more horrible? This and MySpace man. Proof that the world is going to hell in a hand basket.


*Literally!

QUOTE:
[Larry has rented Balki a tuxedo]
Balki Bartokomous: Yours?
Larry Appleton: Yes.
Balki Bartokomous: Yours... looks... just like mine.
Larry Appleton: Yes.
Balki Bartokomous: But if we dress alike, how will people tell us apart?
Larry Appleton: Dental records.

-Perfect Strangers

Labels: david hyde pierce, feces, goatse, google, myspace, perfect starngers