9/30/2004
The Presidental Debate By The Numbers
26 | Number of Times Bush to blame 9/11 for his problems |
2 | Amount of times Bush expected to chuckle when Kerry calls him a "Master Debator" |
8 | The amount of toes on Kerry's right foot |
31 | Amount of times Bush will use 9/11 to justify being reelected |
| 3 | How many people will find something on this site amusing |
| 536 | Amount of times Bush will call Kerry a 'Flip Flopper' |
| 1 | How Many times Kerry will defend himself against Bush |
| None | How many balls John Kerry has |
| 201,054 | How many words will avoid using because he can't pronounce them |
| 29 | How many years ago the Vietnam War ended |
| 11 | The percentage of people that will base their vote on the Vietnam war |
| 1 | How many times Bush will use 9/11 to justify getting Dan Rather fired (he's a very confused little boy) |
3 | How many times Kerry's wife will make him plug Heinz ketchup during the debate |
| 2486 | The amount of lies Dick Cheney will tell |
| 2487 | The amount of lies the American people will beileve |
| 0 | How many things that will be accomplished tonight |
Labels: 2004 election, debates, george bush, john kerry
