Britney Spears has announced she is now fully ready to star in the V for Vendetta sequel, planned to start shooting this March.

"I'm so excited about playing the role in this film," Spears told us on her way from her monthly Mensa member meet up, "the first was so groundbreaking, and I hope to help bring the sequel to an even higher level."

Spears has been preparing for the last month for the role. She shaved her head for the role, and entered R.E.H.A.B. (which, as we all know is an acronym for "Really Engaging Helpful Acting Braintrust").

"Everyone has been so supporting," Spears said, "My ex-husband, Kevin let me practice my sword moves with an umbrella against his car, and even the media has chipped in."

Spears explained to us how the mainstream media has published fake stories about her so she know how it feels to be alienated and have the world against her, much the way her character feels in the upcoming film (tentatively titled 'W for Wearisome').

Well Britney, we look forward to seeing you in your best film since "Crossroads" and we salute you for being America's sweetheart!

Labels: britney spears, v for vendetta

Hello folks!

I will be soon be departing for another hiatus for about a week. Sorry to disappoint all my loyal followers. Anywho, to help make this time apart less traumatic I've decided to share with you some MP3s I've had hanging around the warehouse. Enjoy friends!

You can click on the little speaker next to each title to play the song, or just right click and choose "Save as" to save the song to your computer. For those of you on macs without a two button mouse you know what to do... and get a second button you crazy people!

Back To The Future - This was my attempt to make a techno/disco version of the Back To The Future Song.

Toxic - Since the beginning of Britney Spears's career cheesegod.com has been trying to bring her down, and judging by the events of her life over the last year or two, I think it's safe to say we succeeded. This was my attempt to improve one of her songs. While I'm not going as far as to say this version is good, I'll definitely says it's better than her version.

Cosby VS The Simpsons - Back in 1990 there was much controversy when FOX decided to move The Simpsons from Sundays to Thursdays against The Cosby Show. I did not make this song, it's from Z100. The only thing I had to do with this song is that I happen to find it on an old audio cassette of mine, as is evident by it's lo-fi sound.

George Bush - A song made from speeches by George Bush during his 1988 reelection campaign. This is also from Z100. Don't let the last two songs fool you, Z100 sucked back then and sucks even more now.

Yankee Ad - Consider this that extra on the DVD that no one will ever watch, but they put it there anyway so you feel like you're getting more bang for your buck. This is the music I composed in about 3 seconds with Garage Band in 2004 for the Yankees/Visa Ad spoof on this website.

Enjoy the music! I'll see you all in a week or so!

Labels: back to the future, britney spears, george bush, mp3, music, simpsons, yankess

People all over the country were waking up dis' morning to the news of Britney
Spears getting married, finally justifying the Orange Terror alert level. But
if the websites reporting news are correct, and when are they not, Britney
Spears has married former Seinfeld star and current unemployed loser, Jason
Alexander.

We at first we were shocked, then realized we didn't care, then we sat around for
a while quoting Family Guy episodes (Heh, Heh "What do you want me to do? Whack
off a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?"). Then after getting tired off that,
which didn't take too long, we realized we hadn't updated the website in a
while, so we called a couple of our connections to Britney Spears and managed
to uncover this photo:

In this cheesegod.com exclusive photo we see without a doubt that this
marriage is real. After Justin Timberlake and now with Jason Alexander we see
that Britney has some kind of annoying loser fetish. Something that will make
many of her fans happy, which according to a recent Wall Street Journal poll
80% of the people who buy her record are annoying losers (the other 20% buy
them as joke presents for their friends).

So can the future hold for these two? Wacky sitcoms? Perhaps a Sony and Cher
type show? Let's sure hope not.

Labels: britney spears, family guy, jason alexander, justin timberlake