Boston Rob has begun ringing door bells to gain support to win the next million
dollar prize on reality show Survivor.

In the major twist, that turned out be more of a slight turn, on Survivor viewers
are going to be able to award a million dollars to the player of their choice.
Unable to influence the vote as easily as the sheep he played with on the show
he has taken to the streets to convince the American public.

"I knock on each persons door and convince them to form an alliance with me."
Boston Rob told us from under that stupid baseball cap, "I tell them that if
they're ever on Survivor and they have another one of these poll thingies I'll
vote for them."

Rob then looked around to make sure no one was looking and then leaned in and
told us, "Of course I might not vote for them, that's all up to me."

The grassroots campaign seems to be working to a certain extent, an online poll
shows Rob's support has grown from 3% to 4%.

Rob's marathon had a set back when the show's main winner and now his finance had
to be taken to the hospital to be treated for her badly scraped knees. It seems
Amber was dragged along too many streets while clinging to Rob while he was on
his campaign.

Survivor, which was renamed the Boston Rob Show about half way through this
season, has never before given viewers the choice of who should win a prize. All
cast members now have to plea their cases to the public for the first time.

"I believe I'm going to win this money. After winning $100,000, finding the love
of my life, her winning $1,000,000, both of us winning cars, who deserves it
more."

So far, the only thing known for sure, Yankee fans have yet another reason to
hate the Red Sox.

Labels: red sox, survivor, yankess

Yankee fans were hiding their heads and placing their jerseys in the closet with shame, as Mets fans often do, yesterday. It seems anyone associated with the Yankees in any way were deeply ashamed to admit so after the events of the last few days.

Everyone in the Yankee organization were celebrating just a few days ago when a trade with the Texas Rangers was successfully negotiated for "A Rod." Unfortunately miscommunication occurred somewhere along the line and the team wound up getting an actual rod, instead of Alex Rodriguez, who goes by a similar nickname.

The Yankees have no choice to face the facts now that they traded away a good player, a potentially good player, and are going to waste a whole lot of of money on a rod that analysts are predicting to bat only .000 this year.

"Uh, oops," said Yankee personnel Cashman, "I knew I should of read the agreement over before we signed it. I was just so giddy! I couldn't contain myself."

Steinbrenner, who experienced 3 heart-attacks after learning of the news (only two were because of the A-Rod fiasco, the other was because he has an extra large bowl of chili for breakfast that day) immediately demanded that his slew of henchman quickly negotiate another deal.

Mets and Red Sox fans celebrated, something they often don't get to do, over the predicament. As the celebration ensued Yankee fans defended themselves the usual way by asking over and over what team won the most World Series ever. Met fans would respond by saying that they at least still have 1986, and then Boston fans would just break down, cry, shake their fists at the sky yelling, "Damn You, Bill Buckner!"

Celebrating was cut short soon because the Yankees and their endless supply of money and hitman were soon able acquire the real Alex Rodriguez and paraded him in front of the media much like they did when signed King Kong back in the '30s. That acquisition of course went sour when Kong broke loose and climbed the Empire State Building, in the first act of terrorism that lead to the false justification for World War II. This lead to the Yankees having to quickly fill in the hole in their line up with Babe Ruth. But I must stop with this story now, as I'm sure I'm causing more Red Sox fans to cry.

Labels: alex rodriguez, brian cashman, george steinbreener, king kong, red sox, yankees